VAMPIRE BANGOUT SUB ENGINE FAILURE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE IN A NO CELLPHONE RECEPTION

Vampire bangout sub engine failure in the middle of nowhere in a no cellphone reception in a vacuum. I'm still tied up, unable to move from my cell phone, tied up to the cell phone in an empty cell phone reception at some unplanned call to be disconnected. So I got myself a bottle of red wine and a big soda for a few hours. It was about 8:00 p.m. I finally called my cell phone at the office. I needed to pee.